yo twin.

for twin's eyes only. fr.

before you scroll — promise you'll read this all the way to the end.

it's not long. unlike your naps.

scroll, gng ↓

ok so.

i've typed this 47 times.

deleted it 46.

this is the one that survived.

i have something to tell you.

it's been a long time i've been feeling this.

about you.

every time we talk i tell myself: today. just say it.

and then you say something dumb and i lose all my nerve.

and i KNOW you're in a relationship.

i'm not tryna ruin anything. i swear.

but if i don't say it now, i never will.

so here it is. no takebacks.

i
like
you.
GOTCHA!!

…AS A FRIEND.

LMAOOO GOTCHU 💀💀

what did you THINK was happening??

you should've seen your face gng.

live footage of you, just now

me?? into YOU???

twin i like someone LIKE you.

i'm not into granny people.

the evidence speaks for itself:

knitting @ the function
exhibit A
you brought VIBES. the vibes were wool.
zzasleep by 9. AM or PM? yes.
exhibit B
14 hours a day. it's giving hibernation.
wydzztexts "wyd". falls asleep.
exhibit C
i replied in 4 seconds. you replied in 4 business days.
the blanket has a NAME
exhibit D
you introduced it to me. formally.
exhibit E: recovered footage
exhibit F: me, every time you "wyd" then vanish

(tap the evidence. it flips. like you, at 9pm.)

…ok wait.

actually. now that i said it out loud.

no jokes for a second. let's be serious.

i actually do like you.

i like you…

…exactly as much as i love my grandma.

warm. cozy. sleeps 20 hours a day. slightly deaf.

(that's a compliment. my grandma is ELITE. and so are you, granny.)

you, allegedly, if you ever stayed up past 9

ok FINE. no more bits.

the real ending is behind this button.

the truth is, i don't have a crush on you.

it's worse.

i'm stuck with you. permanently. by choice.

and yeah… we don't talk like we used to. life got loud.

but some people are seasonal.

you're load-bearing.

you're still my "look at this" person. even when i don't press send.

crushes have an off switch, twin. this doesn't.

us. artist's rendering.
no cameras were present
the yapping era(colorized)
approx. 4,000 hours
that one day. you know the one.
iykyk

friendship: est. day one

~4,000 hours of yapping

rarely talking ≠ rarely caring

∞ "one more episode"

the grandma committee presents

CERTIFIED
BESTIE

awarded to

BAWANA

(government name. this is official.)
aka twin · aka gng · aka granny

for outstanding services to my sanity

  • valid: forever
  • refunds: never
  • naps during ceremony: permitted

your twin

🏅

the committee

or just screenshot it, gng. frame optional. recommended.

ok that's it.

you can stop now.

there's literally nothing down here.

…

why are you still scrolling

granny you should be asleep.

FINE. one more thing:

i'd pick you in every timeline.

now text me. i know you saw this.

(he has nothing to do with this. he just lives here.)

(his cousin. he dances. he also lives here.)

made by your twin, by hand, at a questionable hour.
type: Shantell Sans (Shantell Martin + ArrowType) · Gochi Hand.
sounds: the internet's finest memes. if you know, you know. (you know.)
zero templates were harmed. she really scrolled all the way. certified.